disappearing act

you know what I like about midterms?

absolutely nothing. I don't like:
1. the stress
2. the anxiety
3. not being able to enjoy a good bowl of mac and cheese
4. waking up {in cold sweat} in the middle of the night and yelling out: "EASTERN ZHOU WAS FROM 770-256 BCE!!!!"
4. living at the library where people yell at me for eating hummus and pita bread

Nothing. Nothing at all is appealing about the beginning of October, which is also known as hell week or....midterms....

ugh it's like saying Voldemort out loud.

sharks are always funny

recently, i've been having super crappy crap days. no, i don't have the runs, but i'd prefer them right now than dealing with this clusterf*ck. i won't go into details because i rather be complaining about my mundane life to someone who probably doesn't care. ha! anyways, i feel like the only way to deal with stinky situations is to: 1. swear a lot 2. make mean faces or 3. find something that makes you chuckle for a bit {i always love an instant-gratificator (is that a word?)}. well, i did all three and i feel a little bit better already.